Attend an EPA for a Broadway show or National Tour.

You arrive at 7am to Pearl Studios in midtown.

Youre not equity so you join the non-equity list that a blonde that went to michigan un-officially started at Midnight last night.

You wait in holding all day as they promise you theyll get to you eventually.

They release you for lunch.

You come back.

You wait some more...

Until it is 5pm and then they apologize for not getting to you today...

They send you home.

You GO HOME, not seen at all and feeling progress-less.